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Prompt:
^(\d+)h\, (\d+)m\, (\d+)e\, (\d+)w ([cexkdb@]*)\-(\+*)

score/qsc:

^Health\:\s*\d+\s*.\s*(\d+)\s*Mana\:\s*\d+\s*.\s*(\d+)
^Endurance\:(\s*)(\d+)(\s*)(.?)(\s*)(\d+)(\s*)Willpower\:(\s*)(\d+)(\s*)(.?)(\s*)(\d+)

Monks: tekura telepathy kaido
 Tekura ------
^[A-Z][a-z]+ balls up one fist and hammerfists you\. - hfp
^[A-Z][a-z]+ forms a spear hand and stabs out at you\.$ - spp
^[A-Z][a-z]+ hurls (him|her)self towards you with a lightning\-fast moon kick\.$ - mnk
^[A-Z][a-z]+ launches a powerful uppercut at you\.$ - ucp 
^[A-Z][a-z]+ lets fly at you with a snap kick\.$ - snk
^[A-Z][a-z]+ pumps out at you with a powerful side kick\.$ - sdk
^[A-Z][a-z]+ twists (his|her) torso and sends a roundhouse towards you\.$ - rhk 
^[A-Z][a-z]+ unleashes a powerful hook towards you\.$ - hkp
^[A-Z][a-z]+ kicks (his|her) leg high and scythes downwards at you\.$ - axk, if it hits you're prone
^[A-Z][a-z]+ spins into the air and throws a whirlwind kick towards you\.$ - wwk
^[A-Z][a-z]+ moves in towards you in a grabbing posture\.$ - getting thrown
^The massive trauma to your head has damaged your skull and brain considerably\.$  - stupidity, concussion
^Your mind feels suddenly dulled and slow\.$ - stupidity, level 1 head (resto)
^(He|She) connects to the head\!$ 
Your right arm is greatly damaged from the beating\.$ - level 2 break
means\.$ - This is me being lazy on the mangle message. Tekura already needs a 'attacked by tekura' check, to make sure people can't illusion tekura hits. (My system stores the previous line, not the previous two or three.) 
^(He|She) connects to the right arm\!$
^Your left arm is greatly damaged from the beating\.$ - level 2 break
means\.$ level 3 break
^(He|She) connects to the left arm\!$
^Your right leg is greatly damaged from the beating\.$ - level 2 break
means\.$ - level 3 break
^(He|She) connects to the right leg\!$
^Your left leg is greatly damaged from the beating\.$ - Level 2 break
means\.$ - Level 3 break
^(He|She) connects to the left leg\!$
^[A-Z][a-z]+ kneels down over you, takes a deep breath and calmly wrenches
limbs from their sockets\.$
^Your left arm snaps in two\.$ - If you got wrench thrown.
^Your right arm snaps in two\.$
^Your right leg snaps in two\.$
^Your left leg snaps in two\.$
 - Level 1 breaks;
^[A-Z][a-z]+ drops to the floor and sweeps (his|her) legs round at you\.
^[A-Z][a-z]+ knocks your legs out from under you and sends you sprawling to the
 - SWK prone
^[A-Z][a-z]+ lifts you triumphantly into the air, then yanks you down into
back breaking force\.$
 - BBT prone
^[A-Z][a-z]+ comes flying in with a jumpkick from the (north|south|east|west|northeast|northwest|southeast|southwest|up|down|in|out|ether)\.$
^(He|She) slams into you, knocking you off your feet and stunning you\!
- Jumpkick, prone stun
^[A-Z][a-z]+ steps into the attack, grabs your arm, and throws you violently
ground\.$
 // Note to self: I need the pnb message.
 ---- Kaido
^[A-Z][a-z]+ raises (his|her) arms above (his|her) head, and a strange blue light begins
(his|her) palms\.$
 - Kai crippling
^Blue light crackles forth from [A-Z][a-z]+'s palms, striking you down and snapping
 - Kai crippled if kai crippling above. Prone, all four limbs broken.
^You feel your body and mind ripped apart as you are enfeebled by [A-Z][a-z]+\.$
 - Kai enfeeble, half hp/mana and stun.
^You reel as your mind is viciously battered by a mental assault from [A-Z][a-z]+\.$
 - mind batter, if you're stunned you have epilepsy stupidity and dizziness, if not it was an illusion
^Your mind softens as you feel your entire being filled with a deep inner peace\.
 - peace
^You feel a deadening pall overcome your mind, put there by ([A-Z][a-z]+)\.$
 - deadening
^You feel irresistibly compelled to 
 - Mind command, means you're undeaf.
^Your head spins as your mind is drowned in chaos and confusion\.$
 - Confusion
^You feel ([A-Z][a-z]+)'s mind attacking yours from all sides, and you lose your
 - disrupt
^You feel your limbs stiffen and lock up in response to an unseen power\.$
 - Paralysis
^[A-Z][a-z]+ casts a net of stupidity over your mind\.$
 - Stupidity
^Your nerves feel suddenly jangled\.$
 - Epilepsy
^You shuffle your feet noisily, suddenly bored\.$ 
 - Impatience
^A wave of utter panic washes over you\.
 - fear
^You suddenly feel that it would be a fine idea to relax your ([\w\s]+) defence\.$
^You suddenly feel that it would be a fine idea to relax your ([\w\s]+?)\s?
([\w\s]*?)\s*defence\.$

SERPENT
 -- subterfuge
^([A-Z][a-z]+) snaps (his|her) fingers in front of you\.
 - Hypno active
^([A-Z][a-z]+) leaps from the shadows and plunges a dagger into your unsuspecting back\!$
 - backstab, check venoms
^([A-Z][a-z]+) pricks you twice in rapid succession with (his|her) dirk\.$
 - dstab, accept next two venoms before prompt
^You wince as a (.*)'s fanged head
^A (.*)'s head snaps out to sink
^A (.*) opens its mouth wide and strikes
^A (.*)'s hood flares as it darts forward
^A (.*) lashes out and sinks its
^A (.*)'s serpentine eyes flash as it
^A (.*) opens its mouth wide and strikes
^A (.*)'s hood flares as it darts forward
^A (.*) arcs forward to sink
A (.*) rattles his tail in - silly snakes
^([A-Z][a-z]+) quickly binds up your hands and feet, leaving you helpless\.$
 - if asleep and prone, bound
^([A-Z][a-z]+) sinks (his|her) fangs into your body and you wince in pain\.$
 - venom
^([A-Z][a-z]+) sinks (his|her) fangs into your body and you wince in pain\.$
^You scream out in agony as a vicious venom tears through your body\.$
 - camus
^You gasp and stumble as part of your precious life essence is sapped from you\.$
 - Hypochondria for most classes, vardrax otherwise.
^[A-Z][a-z]+ flays away your aura of rebounding defence\.$
 - bzz

 -- Hypnosis
^You feel a terrible thirst for elixirs grow within you\.$ - addiction
^Terror descends upon you and your head swims \- you must find shelter\!$ - agoraphobia
^The walls close in to suffocate you \- you must escape\!$ - claustrophobia
^Your mind feels suddenly confused and jumbled\.$ - confusion
^You look about yourself, frenzied and wild\-eyed\.$ - dementia
^Your nerves feel suddenly jangled\.$ - epilepsy
^Why, you ask yourself, are you so privileged when others are so needy\.$ - generosity
^Your vision blurs for a moment\.$ - hallucinations
^An urge to visit the Goddess of Dreams overcomes you\.$ - Hypersomnia
^You shuffle your feet noisily, suddenly bored\.$ - impatience
^You feel your energy robbed from you as lethargy overtakes you\.$ - Lethargy
^You glance nervously around the room\.$ - Loneliness
^An odd sensation descends upon you\.$ - masochism
^A sense of deep inner calm descends on you\.$ - pacifism
^You grit your teeth, resolving to battle on through the mightiest blows\.$ - recklessness
^The thought of speech seems difficult all of a sudden\.$ - stuttering
^A strange fog descends upon your mind\.$ - deadening
^A strange feeling overtakes you\.$ - clumsiness
^Hatred burns in your eyes \- you realise that your enemies are everywhere\!$ - paranoia

 -- Chivalry
// If you were hit in the appropriate body part
^Your mind feels suddenly dulled and slow\.$ 
^The massive trauma to your head has damaged your skull and brain considerably\.$
^[A-Z][a-z]+ charges in, sword flashing at the ready\.$
^You writhe and scream as (she|he) drives the cruel blade deep into your side\.$ - stunned prone
^You fall to your knees and clutch your ears as the terrifying shaft of sound
shatters your will\.$ - prone, stun. shame on you for not being deaf
^[A-Z][a-z]+ swings (his|her) sword in a wide arc\.$
^You cry out in pain as you are clipped by the blade\.$ - venom
^The falcon dives at you and throws you off balance\.$ - @#$@#
^You gurgle and choke as s?he withdraws (his|her) dripping blade, glistening
gore\.$ - ow.
^[A-Z][a-z]+ draws (?:his|her) blade back and plunges it deep into your helpless body
it to the hilt\.$ - impale
^[A-Z][a-z]+ razes your aura of rebounding with .+?$ - rebounding
^[A-Z][a-z]+ razes your speed defence with .+?$ - jerk
^Your (.+?) defence is ripped apart by its talons\.$ - defs stripped

 -- Runelore
^You lose all desire to eat upon gazing at a loshre rune\.$ - anorexia
^You begin to panic as you see a kena rune on (the ground|a totem)\.$ - fear
^Your limbs lock up in paralysis as you see an inguz rune on (the ground|a totem)\.$ - paralysis
^A viper\-like sleizak rune suddenly extends from (the ground|a totem) to bite you
painfully\.$ - voyria
^Cold blue flames wreathe [A-Z][a-z]+'s runeblade\, emanating an icy chill that - shivering/frozen
^A series of shockwaves jolts through you\, knocking you flat to the ground\.$ - prone
^Your blindness is cured by a wunjo rune on a totem\.$ - annoying
^You spy a fehu run on (?:the ground|a totem)\.$ - annoying, could be asleep
^Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly\-like rune\.$ - transfix
^You are transfixed and cannot do that\. You must writhe to escape\.$ -

-- Apostasy
^Your flesh is set alight by the Baalzadeen\.$" - ablaze
^The unearthly screeching of the bloodworms disrupt your concentration\.$ - disrupted
^The Baalzadeen's terrible gaze turns to you, and utter terror floods your soul\.$ - fear
^An unspeakable, horrific image rises from the bowels of hell to plague you\.$ - hellsight
^Your mind is filled with horrifying visions of Hell\.$ - hellsight
^An unseen being takes you to one side and whispers conspiratorially to you\.$ - hallucinations
^Your mind feels somewhat slower and more plodding\.$ - stupidity
^The whirling daegger plunges into your flesh\.$ - venoms
^The daegger has looped around and dives toward your shadow, impaling it and you\!$ - impale
^Your (.+?) defence has been stripped by [A-Z][a-z]+'s Baalzadeen\$
^The daegger cuts through your skullcap\-formed aura\.$ - rebounding

-- Crystallism
^You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs\.$ - asthma
^Your head spins as your mind is drowned in chaos and confusion\.$ - confusion
^You gasp as your fine\-tuned reflexes disappear into a haze of confusion\.$ - clumsiness
^Your equilibrium is (?:further )?disrupted by a high\-pitched keening\.$ - more disrupt
^You feel your body begin to vibrate in tune with the disruptive harmonies\.$ - dissonance
^Your nerves feel suddenly jangled\.$ - epilepsy
^A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness\.$ - paralysis
^Your legs suddenly snap from under you\.$ - legs broken
^The ground heaves, knocking you off your feet\.$ - prone
^You scream in pain as the forest of sharpened crystals pierces your body\.$ - prone
^You reali[sz]e that your heroic actions can no longer continue unnoticed, and you
^take it upon yourself to rectify the situation\.$ - recklessness
^Suddenly, irrational fear fills your mind\.$ - shyness
^A sense of extreme nausea washes over you\.$ - vomiting
^A sudden pain shoots through both your arms and you feel their bones crumble\.$ - arms broken
^Your (.+?) defence has been stripped as your body vibrates in - if dissonant, def stripped.
^You are pulled to the ether by an unseen force\.$ - 
^You move sluggishly into action\.$ - RETARDATION AHH

-- Curses
^[A-Z][a-z]+ points an imperious finger at you\.$
^The knowledge that you've been cursed floods your mind\.$ - Blight (5 unknown)
^Your curseward has been breached\! - boo
^You feel a terrible thirst for elixirs grow within you\.$ - addiction
^Terror descends upon you and your head swims \- you must find shelter\!$ - agoraphobia
^You look about yourself, frenzied and wild\-eyed\.$ - dementia
^Your health begins to drain away\.$ - healthleech
^You shuffle your feet noisily, suddenly bored\.$ - impatience
^Your mana begins to drain away\.$ - manaleech
^An odd sensation descends upon you\.$ - masochism
^Unthinking paranoia overcomes you\.$ - paranoia
^Your will to harm anything leaves you\.$ - peace
^None may stand in your way\! You are invincible\!$ - recklessness
^The idea of heights makes you queasy suddenly\.$ - vertigo

-- Devotion
^[A-Z][a-z]+ directs a dazzling ray of divine light at you\.$
^You reel as the beam strikes, dazzled and confused\.$ - confusion dizziness
^Your head spins as your mind is drowned in chaos and confusion\.$ - confusion
^An unspeakable, horrific image rises from the bowels of hell to plague you\.$ - hellsight
^[A-Z][a-z]+ gives you a vengeful stare, and dark images begin to whisper to
the edges of your mind\.$ - hellsight
^Strange terrifying voices begin to whisper through your mind\.$ - fear
^Demonic claws lash out from unseen holes, raking your flesh\.$ - Demons rite
^The hairs on the back of your neck stand on end in response to some unseen - Fear
^An unseen being takes you to one side and whispers conspiratorially to you\.$ - hallucinations
^[A-Z][a-z]+ gazes fondly at you, eyes shining with compassion and love\; all anger
fades from your heart\.$ - Peace
^Your mind feels somewhat slower and more plodding\.$ - stupidity

-- Domination
^The chaos storm belches fire at you, burning you badly\.$ - ablaze
^You feel suddenly as if food is the most repulsive thing you can imagine\.$ - anorexia
^.Don't get trapped now\.\.\.., the bubonis entity whispers to you\.$ - claustrophobia
^The bubonis entity sinks its teeth into you, and you begin shivering\.$ - shivering
^The bubonis entity strokes your forehead and your thoughts are thrown into$ - confusion
^You feel the urge to slash, cut, and bruise yourself\.$ - Recklessness? Seems like it'd be masochism, by its message. Unsure.
^The crone strokes your (left|right) (arm|leg) gently, withering it into uselessness\.$ - crippled <x>
^The crone strokes your (left|right) (arm|leg) but it is already withered\.$ - 
^The chimera's goat head rams into you and knocks you off your feet\.$ - prone
^Pain is something only the weak feel\!$ - recklessness
^The bubonis entity cuts you slightly, and you become unbearably shy\.$ - shyness
^The bubonis entity secretes a foul, slick substance that covers you\.$ - slickness
^The lion head on the chimera roars at you, stunning you with its power\.$ - stun
^You feel your will manipulated by the soulmaster entity\.$ - kill it

-- Elementalism
^A fiery efreeti spins into you\, causing you to burst into flame\.$ - ablaze
^[A-Z][a-z]+ raises a hand towards you and blasts you with cold\, frigid air\.$ - caloric strip, shivering, frozen, etc
^[A-Z][a-z]+ gestures grandly\, and causes a deepfreeze to settle over (his|her) enemies\.$
^Your body slows as it freezes in the extreme cold\.$ - frozen
^The thorny vines of the Viridian [A-Z][a-z]+ lash out and rip into your flesh\.$ - check venom. (loki)
^The thorny vines of the Viridian [A-Z][a-z]+ lash out and rip into your (right arm|right leg|left arm|left leg)\.$ - usually 4 hits to break. Seems like 3 on low health, too?
^With blinding speed\, [A-Z][a-z]+ transfixes you with a swirling pattern of fire - could be transfixed
^You are transfixed and cannot do that\. You must writhe to escape\.$ - could be transfixed.
^[A-Z][a-z]+ casts a spell of erosion at you\.$
^Your (.+?) defence erodes away\.$ - annoyance
^[A-Z][a-z]+ shapes a jagged bolt of lightning and hurls it into you\.$
^You feel your (.+?) defence stripped by the powerful - annoyance
^Lunging forward with one palm outstretched\, [A-Z][a-z]+ aims a blow at your - HEARTSEED HEARTSEED HEARTSEED
^With a swipe of her arm, [A-Z][a-z]+ sends two barbed vines slicing through the air 
toward your throat\.$
^Blood sprays forth as the thorn-laden vine rips a deep wound in your throat\.$
^With a swipe of her arm, [A-Z][a-z]+ sends two barbed vines slicing through the air 
toward your throat\.$
^A torrent of blood erupts from your throat as the thorn-laden vines tear at the
^already wounded flesh\.$

-- Evileye
^[A-Z][a-z]+ stares at you, giving you the evil eye\.$
^Your curseward has been breached\!$
^[A-Z][a-z]+ stares at you, giving you the evil eye, but your curseward holds\.$
^Your mind is filled with horrifying visions of Hell\. - hellsight
^A prickly stinging overcomes your body\, fading away into numbness\.$ - Paralysis (But I have it commented out for some reason? don't remember. Maybe catching twice with the venom message)
^You feel a terrible thirst for elixirs grow within you\.$ - addiction
^Terror descends upon you and your head swims \- you must find shelter\!$ - agoraphobia
^You look about yourself, frenzied and wild\-eyed\.$ - dementia
^You shuffle your feet noisily, suddenly bored\.$ - impatience
^You feel the mana begin to drain from your mind\.$ - manaleech
^An odd sensation descends upon you\.$ - masochism
^Unthinking paranoia overcomes you\.$ - paranoia
^Your will to harm anything leaves you\.$ - peace
^None may stand in your way\! You are invincible\!$ - reckless
^The idea of heights makes you queasy suddenly\.$ - vertigo

-- Groves
^The swarm of bees angrily stings you in multiple places\.$
^The bees sting you into paralysis\.$ - If you don't know this one...
^The stings paralyse your (right|left) (leg|arm)\.$ - level 1 break
^[A-Z][a-z]+ swings (?:his|her) quarterstaff with all (his|her) might, generating a great wind 
^The wave of force knocks you to the ground\.$ - prone
^A pair of vines suddenly lashes out from the undergrowth to entangle you\!$ - bound_check illusion check. Apparently I didn't note which kind of binding it was.
^Your legs are tangled in a mass of rope and you cannot move\.$ - I guess the above is roped, then!

-- Bards, evil bards, evil evil bards.
 -- Harmonics, songbird, swashbuckling, voicecraft. Didn't care to split them up into different categories because only bards have the three base skills.
^[A-Z][a-z]+ sings a sonorous chant at you, stripping your (.+?) defence\.$ -
^[A-Z][a-z]+ sings a sonorous chant at you, stripping your ([\w\s]+?)\s?
([\w\s]*?)\s*defence\.$ -
^The dark Lament pervades your being as you cry out in fear\.$ - fear
^Your mind softens as you feel your entire being filled with a deep inner peace\.$ - peace
^The pressure of the Percussia comes to a head with a powerful sonic boom\.$ - stun
^The Contradanse melody swells sharply in your ear with a discombobulating sonic
^burst\.$ - unknown
you're knocked to the ground by the impact of [A-Z][a-z]+'s feet\. Your
is quickly supplanted by pain as s?he skewers you like a wild boar\.$ - DEATH FROM ABOVEEEEEEEEEEEE prone
^[A-Z][a-z]+ does a back handspring to the (north|south|east|west|northeast|northwest|southeast|southwest|up|down|in|out|ether), striking you with (his|her) feet on - prone
^[A-Z][a-z]+ slams into you, knocking you to the ground as (his|her) feet slam into
chest\.$ - prone
^The songblessing unleashes a stunning percussive blast\.$ - stun
^The songblessing upon the rapier swells with a rich, vibrant hum\.$ - prone
^[A-Z][a-z]+ razes your aura of rebounding with .+?$ - die
^With a wink, [A-Z][a-z]+ recites .Ode to Elixirs. to you\.$
^You feel a terrible thirst for elixirs grow within you\.$ - addiction
^[A-Z][a-z]+ belts out a meaningless screech of varying pitch at you\.$ - amnesia. Ignore if you have a TOUCH AMNESIA before every command anyway (Who doesn't?)
^You feel as if the world has closed in on you after listening to
repetitive isorhythm\.$ - Claustrophobia
^You feel suddenly clumsy beside the graceful maqam of el'Jazira that
at you\.$ - Clumsiness
^[A-Z][a-z]+ recites an obscure, confusing Kamleikan haiku to you\.$ - confusion
^Your mind is disrupted by the irritating ditty [A-Z][a-z]+ sings at you\.$ - epilepsy
^Confidence drains from you, replaced by fear, as [A-Z][a-z]+ weaves a - fear
^[A-Z][a-z]+ chants 'GIMMEGIMME' at you and you begin to feel quite generous\.$ - generosity
^Why, you ask yourself, are you so privileged when others are so needy\.$ - generosity
^Using a heavy tremolo [A-Z][a-z]+ crushes your (left|right) leg\.$ - level 1 beak
^With a trilling vibrato [A-Z][a-z]+ shatters your (left|right) arm\.$" - level 1 break
^You are held motionless by [A-Z][a-z]+'s epic tale of Nicator's heroism and - paralysis
^So convincing is [A-Z][a-z]+'s requiem for historical Seleucar that paranoia - paranoia
^[A-Z][a-z]+ sings the Passion of Imithia and your mind glazes with its beauty\.$ - stupidity
^[A-Z][a-z]+ sings a pastorale of the fields and streams to you\. You feel reluctant to - vertigo
^[A-Z][a-z]+'s poem of gluttony and decay makes you feel ill\.$ - vomiting
^(His|Her) eyes gleaming, [A-Z][a-z]+ smiles and quickly sings a jaunty limerick at you\.$ - impatience
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder twitters an irritating ditty at you,
disrupting your mind\.$ - epilepsy
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder belts out a meaningless screech of varying
pitch at you\.$ - amnesia
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder sings a grave, perfect mimicry of the 
Passion of Ithmia to you.$ - stupidity
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder sings a graceful maqam of el'Jazira at you,
you feel suddenly clumsy in comparison\.$ - Clumsiness
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder sings a pastorale of the fields and streams
to you\. You feel reluctant to leave the ground\.$ - Vertigo
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder launches into a droning song\. You feel as
the world has closed in on you after listening to [A-Z][a-z]+'s repetitive - claustrophobia
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder perfectly mimicks a complex counterpoint
between instrument and voice aimed at you, and your confidence drains to be - fear
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder perfectly mimics the recitation of an epic
tale of Nicator's heroism and bravery to you, holding you motionless\.$ - Paralysis
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder sings out a poem of gluttony and decay that
makes you feel ill\.$ - vomiting
Elixirs~. to you\.$
^You feel a terrible thirst for elixirs grow within you\.$ - Addiction
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder quickly sings a jaunty limerick at you\.$ - impatience
^The songbird upon [A-Z][a-z]+'s shoulder perfectly mimics the recitation of an
obscure, confusing Kamleikan haiku to you\.$ - confusion

-- Puppetry/Vodun
^[A-Z][a-z]+ whispers .Sleep\.\.\.sleep. to a (doll|puppet) of MYNAME - zzz
^You feel an evil eye glaring down at you\, and suddenly you explode into searing
^flame\!$ - Ablaze
^You feel your passage through time slow\.$ - AEON AEON AEON
^You feel something akin to a veil passing over your senses\.$ - Blackout, unhealthy
^[A-Z][a-z]+ waves (his|her) hands quickly in front of the eyes of a (Vodun doll|puppet) of (MYNAME|)
(MYNAME|)\.$ - confusion
^[A-Z][a-z]+ spins a (doll|puppet) of MYNAME rapidly in a circle\.$ - dizziness
^[A-Z][a-z]+ flicks the temple of a (doll|puppet) of MYNAME, hard. - Concussion
^[A-Z][a-z]+ whispers comforting words to a (doll|puppet) of MYNAME - recklessness
^As all four of your limbs break\, pain overwhelms you and you wonder what you've
done to deserve such a fate\.$ - all four limbs level 1 break
^Your (left|right) (arm|leg) is suddenly mangled nearly beyond repair, and pain erupts up
the length of it\.$ - Mangled limb
^Wrenching pain shoots through your (arm|leg)s as they are twisted and broken by an
unknown force\. - level 1 broken arms or broken legs
^You feel a sharp pain in the back of your neck and your limbs lock up in
paralysis\.$ - Paralysis.
^You have been bound by invisible ropes\!$ -roped
^Your legs are tangled in a mass of rope and you cannot move\.$ - roped.
^Your (.+?) defence is destroyed by an unseen force\.$ - annoyance
^You feel your (.+?) defence get picked off you somehow\.$ - see above.
^A horrible crushing sensation tears through your gut and you grab desperately at
your stomach, hunching over and screaming in pain\.$ - Torso damaged,
^You feel a sharp pain in your torso, followed by a warm sensation in your veins\. - Imbibe, venom

-- Pranks
^A sudden itch drives you half\-mad, and you scratch it furiously\.$ - Itching powder, epidermal.
^A butterfly bomb blows up in your hands\!$
^It knocks you (to|off) your feet\.$ - Prone
^You slip and fall on a banana peel\!$ - prone
^A concussion bomb blows up in your hands\!
^Its concussion wave slams into you, stunning you momentarily\.$ - stun
^A web bomb blows up in your hands\!
^It throws strands of sticky webbing over you\.$ - webbed

-- Tarot
^[A-Z][a-z]+ stands a tarot on (his|her) open palm\, and blows it lightly at you\.
movement through the time stream is slowed\.$ - Aeon
set of scales appears above your head and one side of the scale
descends\. You have a bad feeling about this\.$ - Justice
^[A-Z][a-z]+ throws a Lovers tarot at you and as it strikes true\, you fall
in love with (?:him|her)\.$ - Loverscurse
^([A-Z][a-z]+) quickly flings a tarot card at you, and you feel unreasonable lust - Lusted, reject them.
^[A-Z][a-z]+ hurls a tarot card with the image of the Hanged Man on it at you\.
reaches you\, a huge mass of rope bursts out of it\, entrapping and hindering - roped
^[A-Z][a-z]+ flings a tarot card at you which turns an ominous\, sickly red before
you in the head\.$ - unknown
^[A-Z][a-z]+ blows an Aeon tarot at you\, destroying your speed defence\. -

-- Priest
^[A-Z][a-z]+ guardian angel's eyes glow like embers as searing heat pours over you\,
causing you to burst into flames\.$ - Ablaze
^Suddenly dizzy\, you clutch your head and wonder what it was you were thinking
about\.$ - I have this sending compose for some reason? Probaly wrong, haven't fought priests.
^[A-Z][a-z]+ utters a prayer and smites your (left|right) (arm|leg) with .+?\.$
^It breaks with a loud 'CRACK'\.$ -level 2 brreak
^With a grand gesture of righteous fury\, [A-Z][a-z]+ bedevils you - Bedevil, apparently 8 unknown?
^Your nerves feel suddenly jangled\.$ - Epilepsy
^Your head spins as your mind is drowned in chaos and confusion\.$ - Confusion
^Your spirit writhes in torment under the glare of the angel\.$ - unknown
^Your spirit writhes in torment as it achieves new depths of dishonour\.$ - Disloyalty
^Your head spins as a sudden fit of dizziness overwhelms you\.$ - dizziness
^Your mind feels slow and stupid suddenly\.$ - stupidity
^Strange terrifying voices begin to whisper through your mind\.$ - fear
^Your (.+?) defence has been stripped by [A-Z][a-z]+'s guardian angel\.$
^You feel the spiritual presence of [A-Z][a-z]+ touch you momentarily\.$ - Healing cures? I have no idea.
^[A-Z][a-z]+ invokes the powers of .+? and lays (her|his) hands on you\.$ - Mm
^Your mind relaxes and you feel as if you could sleep\.$ - Where's my insomnia!
^[A-Z][a-z]+ strikes you with a dark bolt of energy directed through (his|her) mace\.$ - Chasten? What is chasten.

-- Occultism/Domination
^[A-Z][a-z]+ sends an icy blue tendril of light that lashes out at you and wraps - cold affs
^Before you can avoid it\, [A-Z][a-z]+'s hand brushes against your arm and it - crippled arm.
^You hear an eerie voice whisper horrible words in the back of your skull\.$ - madness
^Seven rays of different coloured light spring out from
irradiating the location with blinding strobes\. - Chaos rays
\bblue\b - If chaos rays, cold affs.
\bindigo\b - Stupidity
\borange\b - paralysis
\bviolet\b - aeon/speed elix removal.
^[A-Z][a-z]+ lowers (his|her) eyes and an unearthly image appears before you\. Unable to
accept what this vision means\, your thoughts become jumbled\.$ - unknown
^[A-Z][a-z]+ speaks something in an unknown and impossible language\. Unable to
process the alien images these words induce\, your thoughts become jumbled\.$ - unknown
^[A-Z][a-z]+ utters a terrible curse and points a finger at you\.$
(Your tongue suddenly lengthens and splits into a wide fork\. Your skin thickens|Your skin suddenly darkens to a deep green and is covered with warts\. As your|Long whiskers spring out of the sides of your cheeks and striped fur covers) - disloyalty
^[A-Z][a-z]+ reaches out and grabs your leg\, which almost gives way underneath you
it shrivels feebly away\.$ - broken leg
^[A-Z][a-z]+ passes (his|her) hand in front of you\. You feel an invisible claw brush the
of your skull\.$ - madness
^[A-Z][a-z]+ makes a sudden\, quick gesture in front of you\, almost hitting your
(His|Her) hand glows with a vibrant violet light before snapping back to (his|her) - aeonononon?

-- Necromancy (I know for a fact i'm missing infestation.)
^[A-Z][a-z]+ reaches out and grabs your leg\, which almost gives way underneath you
it shrivels feebly away\.$ - Broken leg
flail (?:his|her) arms wildly and one of (?:his|her) hands brushes your skin\. Immediately\,
(left|right) (arm|leg) and (left|right) (arm|leg) shrivel up in response\.$ - two limbs broken
^A glowing spear comes flying in towards you\. It buries itself in your gut\,
impaling you\.$ - soulspear impale.
^Your health drains further as your body painfully twitches on the soulspear\.$ - impaled
^[A-Z][a-z]+ sends the cold of the grave to freeze you\.$ - cold affs
^[A-Z][a-z]+ curses you with the visage of a rotting corpse\.$ - disloyalty
^You watch in horror as [A-Z][a-z]+ touches your (left|right) arm\, and it shrivels away to - cripple arm
^You stumble slightly as [A-Z][a-z]+ touches your (left|right) leg\, and it shrivels away\.$ - crippled leg
^Before you can avoid it\, [A-Z][a-z]+'s hand brushes against your arm and it - broken arm

-- Metamoprhs
^[A-Z][a-z]+ inhales deeply\, then lets out an earth\-shaking roar as a jet of
white\-hot fire shoots from (his|her) nostrils directly at you\.$ - ablaze
^[A-Z][a-z]+ opens (his|her) maw and exhales a blast of frigidly cold air on you\.$ - cold affs
^[A-Z][a-z]+ gazes at you with the eyes of the basilisk\.$
^Your body stiffens rapidly with paralysis\.$ - paralysis
^[A-Z][a-z]+ glares at you and a feeling of utter stupidity envelops you\.$ - stupidity
^With (his|her) deadly tail\, [A-Z][a-z]+ strikes out at you and stings you\.$ - venom (Loki only?)
^[A-Z][a-z]+ springs forwards and mauls your (left arm|right arm|left leg|right leg|head|torso)\.$ -
^[A-Z][a-z]+ directs (?:his|her) searing gaze towards you\.$
^Your (.+?) defence is stripped away\.$ - feh
^[A-Z][a-z]+ tramples over you with (her|his) enormous body\.$
^You feel your (left|right) (arm|leg) snap\.$

-- Woodlore
^A.+? axe comes speeding in from the (north|south|east|west|northeast|northwest|southeast|southwest|up|down|in|out|ether) and strikes you\.$
^A.+? axe comes speeding in from the (north|south|east|west|northeast|northwest|southeast|southwest|up|down|in|out|ether) towards your (left arm|left leg|right arm|right leg|head|torso)\.$
^[A-Z][a-z]+ cocks back (his|her) arm and throws a.+? axe at your (left arm|right arm|left leg|right leg|head|torso)\.$
^[A-Z][a-z]+ cocks back (his|her) arm and throws a.+? axe at you\.$
^With a quick thrust from the butt end of a.+?(?:spear|trident)\, [A-Z][a-z]+ knocks you - prone, stun
^[A-Z][a-z]+ pounces on you from an unseen hiding place\, knocking you to the - prone, stun
^You are bedazzled by the sight of a huge gossamer butterfly fluttering wildly\.$ - unknown, transfixed?
^You spring a trap\!\!$ - venom
^You spring a trap\!\! A loop of rope entwines around you\, pulling you off your
feet and looping around your neck\. - roped
^You gasp and choke as (?:you )?your entanglement impedes your breathing\.$ - roped
^A small brown lemming scurries around you furiously\, stripping your ([\w\s]+?)\s?
([\w\s]*?)\s*defence\.$ - kill the @#%#ing lemming
^A large handaxe comes flying into the room\, arcs toward you\, and carries you
away with it\!$ - apparently lost mass, uhoh!

-- Very very incomplete dragoncraft
^[A-Z][a-z]+ lunges forward with long, flashing claws extended, tearing down
of your (left arm|right arm|left leg|right leg|head|torso)\.$
^[A-Z][a-z]+ snaps (his|her) massive jaws close around you, flinging you effortlessly - prone
^Drawing an enormous breath, [A-Z][a-z]+ exhales, expelling a gale of wind with - prone

-- Weaponry
^An arrow flies (?:in towards you|towards you, shot by [A-Z][a-z]+)\.$
It strikes you, gouging a deep and bloody wound\.$ - venom.
^([A-Z][a-z]+) slowly pulls back .+?, readying
strike\.$ - Shattering, illusion check if you know how.
^([A-Z][a-z]+) strikes your (left arm|right arm|left leg|right leg) with a mighty blow\.$ - this limb was shattered if above happened and something else that is obvious.
^The attack rebounds back onto [A-Z][a-z]+\!$ - no venoms!
^([A-Z][a-z]+) slashes into your (left arm|right arm|left leg|right leg|head|torso) with .+?\.$
^Lightning\-quick, ([A-Z][a-z]+) jabs your (left arm|right arm|left leg|right leg|head|torso) with .+?\.$
^With a steady hand, ([A-Z][a-z]+) batters your (left arm|right arm|left leg|right leg|head|torso) with .+?\.$
^([A-Z][a-z]+) swings .+? at your (left arm|right arm|left leg|right leg|head|torso) with all (his|her) might\.$
^([A-Z][a-z]+) viciously jabs .+? into your (left arm|right arm|left leg|right leg|head|torso)\.$
^Your (right leg|left leg|right arm|left arm) is greatly damaged from the beating\.
^([A-Z][a-z]+ brings .+? crashing down on you|With a steady hand, [A-Z][a-z]+ batters you with .+?|[A-Z][a-z]+ smashes you with .+?)\.$
^([A-Z][a-z]+ viciously jabs .+? into you\.|Lightning\-quick, [A-Z][a-z]+ jabs you with .+?\.|[A-Z][a-z]+ swings .+? at you with all (his|her) might\.|[A-Z][a-z]+ slashes into you with .+?\!)$
^The attack rebounds back onto you\!$ 


-- Symptoms
^Flames lick around you \- you are on fire\!$ - ablaze
^You are asleep and can do nothing\. WAKE will attempt to wake you\.$
^The walls close in to suffocate you \- you must escape\!$ - claustrophobia
^You lash out clumsily\.$ - clumsiness
^You begin moving your frozen body slowly \w+\.$ - frozen + shivering
^You feel the strength ebb from your body as the cold takes its toll\.$ - frozen shivering
^You .+?, but the purpose of doing so eludes you\.$ - confusion
^Sunlight shines down upon you mercilessly, rippling across your skin like fire\.$ - darkshade
^The sun has rendered you too weak to move a muscle\.$ - darkshade paralysis
^You stand in such dishonour that not even your loyal friends will help you\.$ - disloyalty
^The ground seems to tilt and you fall with a thump\.$ - dizziness
^Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the mouth\.$ - epilepsy
^You cry out as your mind is filled with abject terror\!$ - fear
^You drop .+? in your terror\.$ - fear from mind terror, I believe
^You throw up your arms in abject fear and drop .+?\.$ - or is this fear from mind terror?
^You rush about in a state of utter panic\.$ - Might be fear, could be a few others.
^Your boundless generosity shines through once more\!$ - generosity
^Justice is dealt out and your attack rebounds onto you\.$ - If I attacked, justice
^Your attack causes [A-Z][a-z]+ to glow a vibrant violet, and a lash
back at you\.$ - Mmm, distortaura. Not an affliction.
^As both your arms are crippled, you cannot do that\.$ - both arms at least level 1 break
^Both of your legs are shriveled and thus you cannot carry out that action\.$ - both legs at least level 1 b reak
^You reali[sz]e that you have been left alone \- you must find companionship\!$ - Loneliness
^You love [A-Z][a-z]+ far too much to even THINK of hurting (him|her)\.$ - Lover's curse
^Your deep passionate love for .+? stops you from attempting any harm\.$ - Lover's curse
^With the heel of your palm, you smack yourself upside the head\.$ - masochism
^You drive a clenched fist into your gut\.$ - masochism
^You smile with pleasure as you ram your fist into your jaw\.$ - masochism
^You use your (left|right) foot to stomp on your (left|right) as hard as possible\.$ - Masochism!
^Your heart is filled with divine love, violence is abhorrent to you\.$ - peace
^You are feeling far too passive to do that\.$ - peace
^You are unconscious and thus incapable of action\.$ - prone
^You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up\.$ - prone
^You need your feet firmly on the ground for that\.$ - prone
^You must be standing first\.$ - prone
^Your legs collapse from under you and cons?ciousness leaves you as you pass
out from extreme hunger\.$ - prone
^Heart thumping, you cannot bear the company of others and depart in terror\.$ - shyness
^The thought of heights is more than you can bear\.$ - vertigo
^You are gripped with fear \- you cannot leave the ground\.$ - vertigo
^You look downwards and the ground spins dizzily beneath you\.$ - vertigo
^You cannot contain the convulsions in your stomach any longer and double over
retching violently\.$ - vomiting
^You try to raise the strength in your limbs, but find yourself too weary\.$ - weakness
^Your limbs begin to jerk and shake uncontrollably, and you begin to foam at the - epilepsy
^You have a particularly intense shiver\.$ - shivering disrupt
^Something interferes with your ability to clot\.$ - haemophilia
^You swoon as you suffer a toxic relapse\.$ - relapsing
^Your hypersomnia prevents your insomnia\.$ - hypersomnia if you used insomnia or cohosh
^You begin feeling slightly flushed\.$ - Voyria 1
^Blood begins to slowly drip from your nose\.$ - Voyria 2
^You cough suddenly, expelling black fluid with bits of what looks to be
suspended in it\.$ Voyria 3
^Your legs tremble slightly as a yellow jaundice begins to creep through your
now\-pale features\.$ Voyria 4
^The dark void of terror fills your mind as, horribly, blood begins to seep
out of every pore on your body\.$ - Voyria 5
^You rush about in a state of utter panic\. - You seem to have fear or one of the other affs that make you run around!
^You are stunned by (a vision of the Logos|the sight of a massive pink bunny hopping by)\.$ - hallucinations stun
^Ooh look\! A lovely lake\. Perhaps you'll dive in\!$ - Hallucinations
^Spiders are erupting from your mouth and nose\!$ - more hallucinations
^Being paralysed, you can't do that\.$ - paralysis
^Frustratingly, your body won't respond to your call to action\.$ - more paralysis
^Paralysed as you are, your body is not able to pick up anything\.$ - more paralysis
^You are paralysed and cannot do that\.$ - above
^You are paralysed and unable to do that\.$ - paralysis
^You are paralysed and unable to move\.$ - Paralysis
^Your state of paralysis prevents you from doing that\.$ - I am getting bored of typing paralysis
^Sunlight shines down upon you mercilessly, rippling across your skin like fire\.$ - darkshade
^You are jerked awake by the pain\.$ - might be awake!
^Both of your legs must be free and unhindered to do that\.$ - leg broken.
^You are dead and cannot do that\. - If I did something, I'm dead.
^You bleed (\d+) health\. - I'm BLEEDING
^You do not bleed, my friend\. - I'm not bleeding.
^You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes\. -I'm clotting
^Both of your legs must be free and unhindered to do that\. - legbreak

- venoms
^You gasp as your fine\-tuned reflexes disappear into a haze of confusion\.$ - clumsiness
^The idea of eating or drinking is repulsive to you\.$ - Anorexia
^You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs\.$ - Asthma
^You watch, in horror, as your (left|right) arm shrivels up and becomes useless\.$ - Epteth
^You stumble as your (left|right) leg shrivels into a useless appendage\.$ - Epseth
^Your vision is flooded with light, and your face suddenly reddens\.$ - Darkshade
^You feel your allergy to the sun going into temporary remission\.$ - Darkshade
^You feel ugliness radiating from you\.$ - Disloyalty
^Your mind swims as dizziness overtakes you\.$ - Dizziness
^Your nerves feel suddenly jangled\.$ - Epilepsy
^([A\*][ \*][p\*][r\*][i\*][c\*][k\*][l\*][y\*][ \*][s\*][t\*][i\*][n\*][g\*][i\*][n\*][g\*][ \*][o\*][v\*][e\*][r\*][c\*][o\*][m\*][e\*][s*][ \*][y\*][o\*][u\*][r\*][ \*][b\*][o\*][d\*][y\*][,\*][ \*][f\*][a\*][d\*][i\*][n\*][g\*][ \*][a\*][w\*][a\*][y\*][ \*][i\*][n\*][t\*][o\*][ \*][n\*][u\*][m\*][b\*][n\*][e\*][s\*][s\*][.\*]) - Paralysis
^You reali[sz]e that your heroic actions can no longer continue unnoticed, and you
take it upon yourself to rectify the situation\.$ - reckless
^You feel light headed and dizzy\.$ - Relapsing or haemophilia
^A prickly, stinging sensation spreads through your body\.$ - Sensitivity
^You look about yourself nervously\.$ - Shyness
^You notice that your sweat glands have begun to rapidly secrete a foul, oily - slickness
^Hmmmm\. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out\?$ - Stupidity
^You are confused as to the effects of the venom\.$ - Loki
^A sense of extreme nausea washes over you\.$ - vomiting
^Your limbs grow heavy and you groan feebly\.$ - Weakness
^You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately\.$ - sleep from delphinium
^Your insomnia has cleared up\.$ - Goodbye insomnia.
^The effect of the kalmia venom burns away at your fitness\.$ - Where art thou fitness

-- Misc
^Your mind grows weary as the sands of time swirl out from [A-Z][a-z]+\.$ - zz or insomnia strip
^Sticky strands of webbing spray out from ([A-Z][a-z]+) to cover you\.$ - bound check
^[A-Z][a-z]+ lobs a web bomb at the ground and it explodes on contact\.$
It throws strands of sticky webbing over you\.$
^A bomb comes lobbing in from the (?:north|south|east|west|northeast|northwest|southeast|southwest|up|down|in|out|ether) and explodes\.$
^[A-Z][a-z]+ sucks in a huge lungful of air and blasts (his|her) fiery breath at you\.
You scream in agony as the horrific flames crackle over your melting flesh\.$ - Xoran firebreath
^[A-Z][a-z]+ throws a sultry glance at you, and bursts into song with her angelic
^voice\. In an instant, your heart is hers\.$ - Loverscurse
^You choke as you inhale water\.$ - outr pear eat pear
^Flames erupt all over your body and begin to consume your flesh\.$ - I AM ON FIAH
^The unrelenting sunlight painfully sears your flesh, which spontaneously bursts - Darkshade ablaze
^You are scorched by the firewall as you pass through\.$ - ablaze
^Your mind feels suddenly vacant as .+? levels - Amnesia
^You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately\.$ - zz
"You lose your footing and tumble crashing down to the forest floor\.$
^You cry out in pain as your (left|right) leg twists and snaps beneath you\.$
^[A-Z][a-z]+ whips .+? into a fury, bucking and
trampling the ground in a frenzy\.$ - Trample
^.+? (breaks|crushes|pulverises|smashes) your right arm\.$
^.+? (breaks|crushes|pulverises|smashes) your left arm\.$
^.+? (breaks|crushes|pulverises|smashes) your right leg\.$
^.+? (breaks|crushes|pulverises|smashes) your left leg\.$
^[A-Z][a-z]+ snaps (his|her) wrist, sending the tip of a whip of taming to scourge you\.$
^Your heart is filled with love, compassion, and peace\.$ - Peace
^You leap up and attempt a graceful swan dive\.\.\.right into the solid ground\.$ - prone
^You drop to one knee, demonstrating your humility and respect\.$ - prone
^You plummet head first into the ground with a sickening crunch\.$ - prone
^[A-Z][a-z]+ points a ring of pestilence at you\. - unknown
^You sit on .+?\.$ - Prone
^You reel back, stunned at the power of the blow\! - stun
^Sticky strands of webbing spray out from [A-Z][a-z]+ to cover you\. - web
^Your mental equilibrium scatters suddenly, upset by some unknown source - Disruption

-- Bashing
^A giant red scorpion jabs his stinger into your body and you burst into flame\!$ - ablaze
^A yellow scorpion jabs his stinger into your body and you wince in pain\.$ - venom
^A large black scorpion jabs his stinger into your body and you wince in pain\.$
^Your body stiffens rapidly with paralysis\.$ - Paralysis
^Chanting rhythmically under his breath\, Derillin Yu\'tar unleashes a blast of - Aeon
^A ghostly monk shimmers\, then blows a chill breath at you\, covering you with a - cold
^The spirit of the Abbot shimmers\, then blows a chill breath at you\, covering you - cold
^A mountain drake opens his gaping mouth\, exhaling an icy blast at you\.$ - cold
^An ice golem batters you with its elemental arms\.$ - cold
^An ice golem wraps its limbs about you and begins to crush the life from you\.$ - cold
^The forest lich Melkhiour reaches out with a bony hand and clutches at your arm\, - cold
^With a staggering roar\, a moon bear clamps his massive snout around your arm - broken arm
^An iridescent mushroom woman releases a cloud of green spores that get inhaled - aeon
^A ghostly monk opens his mouth to an incredible size and wails with such lament - fear
^The spirit of the Abbot opens his mouth to an incredible size and wails with - fear
^Gazing deep into your eyes\, the goblin shaman seers you to your soul\.$ - paralysis
^Stepping forward quickly\, a huge wendigo delivers a vicious headbutt to you\.$ - prone
^A long slimey eyestalk pops out of an unformed thing of chaos\'s body and gazes - stupidity
^An iridescent mushroom man releases a cloud of yellow spores that get inhaled - stupidity
^His muscles heaving\, A dwarf smith bashes you in the head with his hammer\.$ - stupidity
^A large treesnake darts at you quickly and sinks its fangs into your flesh - Voyria
^A shala\'jen monk knocks your legs out from under you and sends you sprawling to - prone
^Your muscles stiffen and lock as Belladona\, Queen of Vampires gazes at you - Paralysis
^The basilisk turns its infamous gaze to you and suddenly your body refuses to - Paralysis
^Springing forward\, a wildcat soldier launches forward into you\, sending you - Prone
^Uttering a low growl\, Scylina\, Queen of the wildcats leaps on you\, cutting you - prone
^Your muscles stiffen and lock as a vampire(?:ss)? gazes at you hypnotically\.$ - Paralysis
^Your equilibrium is upset as the horrific gaze of a mummy startles you\.$ - disrupt
^A dark arachnoi (wo)?man shoots out a mass of sticky webbing at you\.$ - webbed
^A choke creeper lashes out at you with a vine and wraps it tightly around you\.$ - webbed
^Lachesis throws her hands towards you and white strands - webbed
whispering a chant that paralyzes you moments before it crunches into your arm\. - armbreak
rotting fist into your arm and you hear bones - armbreak
^Your muscles stiffen and lock as a ghast brushes you with a finger - Paralysis
sprays you with a sticky webbing\, which quickly - webbed
red light\, taking away your balance\.$ - prone
^Wrapping steel fingers around your arm\, Grollum\, the Sentinel crushes it - armbreak
^Shadows suddenly coalesce and pull at you at Gloom\, the Occultist's invokation\. - webbed
^A pale-skinned\, humanoid vampire crosses .+? arms makes a throwing gesture with - paralysis
^The guardian spider quickly points its backside at you and shoots an incredibly - webbed
^Using his mass to his advantage\, a giant toad rushes at you\, taking you tumbling - prone
^Geh\'shya\, the Black Dragon\'s tail suddenly whips around to knock into everyone\, - prone
^Suddenly ducking\, Naggamantex\, the Torturer aims a swift kick at your knee\, - prone
^Deftly pushing you to the ground\, Grothgar\, the Ogre Sergeant mercilessly stomps - prone
^Ducking behind his shield\, a dwarf sentry charges you\, knocking you to the - prone
^Issuing a garbled chant\, a dwarf initiate points .+? warhammer at you and covers - webbed
^kicks his rotting foot into your leg and you hear bones - legbreak
^With a roar of rage\, a fell werewolf cub leaps at you\, knocking you to the - prone
^Rising on his hind legs\, a wild centaur snaps his legs out and kicks you\, - prone
^A slope\-backed hyena stares at you and begins to laugh hysterically\, suddenly - prone
^A weretigress mutters some arcane words sweeping her hands through the air\, a - Retardation
^With a deft maneuver a massive varkha whips his spear through the air slicing a - prone paralysis
^With a roar of rage\, a sleek black werepanther leaps at you\, knocking you to the - prone
^A massive varkha swings his spear over his head\, bringing it down across the - prone
^With a roar of rage\, a fell (were|she)wolf leaps at you\, knocking you to the ground\, - prone
^A (wild centaur|centaur colt) thrusts his spear deep into your belly\, thrusting the tip and - prone
^An elder centaur priestess thrusts her spear deep into your belly\, thrusting the - prone
^With a tremendous grunt\, Urwin Foehammer\, the Axewielder hacks into your neck\, - paralysis
^Lorack D'Nichliz\, the Smith knocks you to the ground with a thrust of his - prone
^Arnora Foehammer drops an explosive at your feet\, knocking you off your feet - prone
^A mummified troll guardian claps his hands together and breathes out a cloud of - paralysis
^A blinding sizzle of white light pulsates across the length of a giant fire - stun
^With a roar of rage\, a (?:pregnant|fierce black) panther leaps at you\, knocking you to the - prone
^An irate mountain goat spins around rearing up on his front legs kicking you - stun
^Leaning his head down low an irate mountain goat thrusts his horns forward - stun
^A ghoul smith slams his hammer into your chest stunning you\. Quickly he recovers - legbreak
^A silver spider spins around rearing up to spray you with a sticky webbing\, - webbed
^With a roar of rage\, a weretigress leaps at you\, knocking you to the ground\, - prone
^A marsh viper darts at you quickly and sinks its fangs into your flesh\. You feel - voyria
^A mass of sticky tendrils streak out from a marsh ooze\, wrapping you in a cocoon - webbed
^A cunning black wolf springs at you with his claws spread\, his body slams into - prone
^Gazing at you with his deep golden eyes\, a majestic lion blasts you with a - fear
^Opening her mouth wide\, Geh\'shya\, the Black Dragon exhales\, sending a gout of - ablaze
^Smirnick\, the Serpentlord quickly sinks his fangs into you\, and fear spreads - fear
^Snorting with anger\, Mistandraxus\, the Flame Drake suddenly exhales a burst of  ablaze
^An Unsidhe Banshee floats towards you and touches your forehead\. A jolt of - Paralysis
^A fairy mistress transfixes you with her stormy grey eyes\.$ - transfixed
^With a fearsome neigh\, a wild kelpie rears up and stomps two hooves into your - stun
^A shiver of panic runs down your spine as the horror of a decaying zombie\'s - fear
^Raising himself up to his full height and glaring at you\, an Arcadian noble(?:man|woman) - stun
^Gliding into the air and towards you\, an Arcadian sentry kicks out\, smashing his$ - prone
^Quickly whirling his staff\, Cassian\, a blue\-robed mage painfully crashes it into - legbreak
^A majestic moose looks you straight in the eyes as he charges at you\, his - prone
^Balai the Scorned raises a hand towards you and blasts you with cold\, frigid - cold
^Gliding into the air and towards you\, an Arcadian sentry kicks out\, smashing his - prone
^Niran\, the first mate grabs you sadistically by the head and smashes your face - stun
^With a fearful gasp\, Kavan\, the first mate grasps his ledger firmly and swings - stun
^Balling his hands into meaty fists\, Jarvace\, the Xorani brawler slams a - stun
^Pulling the cap off her flask\, Captain Kelley\, Mayor of Mysia douses you in - ablaze
^Curling her lip derisively\, Captain Kelley\, Mayor of Mysia lifts the hilt of her - stun
^A fairy Lady of Sidhe crafts a globe of flame within her palm and throws it at - roped
^Gripping his spear in both hands\, a Mhun warrior rears back and swings down\, - prone
^With a sweeping kick of his leg\, a Mhun bodyguard trips you up and sends you - prone
^A House Tsez air mage weaves her fingers in front of your face\, leaving a$ - transfixed
^Stepping back\, Princess Atlantia nocks an arrow\. With one swift\, smooth$ - webbed
^Moving with catlike agility\, the Mhun Captain of the Guard sweeps out your legs - prone
^Turning his amulet quickly\, the Great Mhunna covers you in a sticky webbing from - webbed
^Rearing up\, a giant leech suddenly pounces on you to knock you over\, teeth - prone
^A pale spectre passes her ectoplasmic form through your body\, causing you to - cold
^Wiping a strange liquid on each blade\, an elite Mhun Keeper hacks into you - voyria
^Balam Agab\, the ogre archmage gestures grandly\, and causes a deepfreeze to - cold
^Aiming his swing towards your upper body\, a mhun knight shatters your arm with a - armbreak
^A mhun knight swings low with his mace\, crushing your leg with the sweeping - legbreak
^you\. As it explodes on you\, serpentine ropes of fire snake from it\, wrapping - roped
^A cloud of gnats flies about in stunning patterns\, transfixing your attention\.$ - transfixed
^A giant zelahia flies straight into your torso\, knocking you over\.$ - prone
^Bringing its spinerettes around to face you\, a spinorthos shoots a spray of - webbed
^Deftly using its to spinarettes weave silk\, a giant water strider ensnares you - webbed
^Gazing at you with his deep golden eyes\, a majestic lion blasts you - fear
^Rushing at you with lightning speed\, an amorak smashes into your legs - prone
^Shrieking shrilly\, Trisal\, an Isaian woman gives you a fierce shove\, - prone
^Wielding a chair menacingly\, Hesta\, the Elder smashes it into your leg\, - legbreak
^A Fomori of Unsidhe sinks his rotting teeth into your arm\, poisoning you as - venom
^A shiver of panic runs down your spine as the horror of a decaying zombie's - fear
^A shiver of panic runs down your spine as the horror of a rotting zombie's - fear
^A horrible wail from a luminescent ghost surrounds you, sucking at your will to - fear
^The hairs on the back of your neck stand on end in response to some unseen - fear
^Demonic claws lash out from unseen holes, raking your flesh\. - fear
^Booming with maniacal laughter\, a burly troll dweller stomps upon your foot\, - legbreak
^Issuing a garbled chant\, a dwarf initiate points her warhammer at you and covers - webbed
slamming it into the back of your knees to knock you flat onto your back\. - prone
^Your only working arm is off-balance\. - armbreak
^Silence falls upon the room as your very being seems to be cursed by the prowess - venom
^A decaying zombie smashes his rotting fist into your arm and you hear bones - armbreak
^A giant vampire spider launches at you, sinking her fangs into your flesh\. - venom
^A giant vampire spider forms a lash of spider silk, lashing you repeatedly\. - webbed 
atop you, knocking you to the ground\. - prone
^With a ferocious hiss, a vampire sends a fine mist of blood swirling at you and - paralysis
^Raising a blow dart to his mouth, a Qurnok warrior exhales a blast of air which
quickly sends two darts into your chest\. - stupidity, look for voyria to not waste immunity
^The guardian spider quickly points its backside at you and shoots an incredibly - webbed
^Lachesis\, the Spider Queen shoots out a mass of sticky webbing at you\. - webbed
^A decaying zombie lunges forward and bites into your shoulder with his rotten - venom
^A decaying zombie kicks his rotting foot into your leg and you hear bones - legbreak
^A shiver of panic runs down your spine as the horror of a goblin zombie\'s - fear 
^A deadly obsidian scorpion shoots both pincers forward in a double attack\, - venom
^A rotting zombie falls upon you heavily, snapping bones\. - armbreak
^A deadly obsidian scorpion reaches out\, grabs you in one of his huge pincers\, - one armbreak one legbreak

-- Triggers for being aeoned.
^You remove 1 kelp, bringing the total in the Rift to \d+\.$

-- Pipe cures
^You are no longer deadened\.$ - deadening
^You no longer will inspire disloyalty among friends\.$ - Disloyalty
^Thankfully, the visions of Hell have left you\.$ - hellsight
^Your lungs are much too constricted to smoke\.$ - asthma
^The whispering in your mind subsides\.$ - madness
^Your rapidly weakening mind is stabilized\.$ - manaleech
^The curse of the Aeon wears off and you return to the normal timestream\. - aeon
^Your glands cease their oily secretion\.$ - slickness
^Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears\.$ - rebounding
^You feel an aura of rebounding surround you\.$ - rebounding

-- Free cures
^You have writhed free of your entanglement by tied ropes\.$ - bound

^You have writhed free of your entanglement by webs\.$ - webbed
^You have writhed free of your entanglement by ropes\.$ - roped
^You have writhed free of your state of transfixation\.$ - Transfix
^You begin to writhe furiously to escape the (?:blade|daegger|spear) that has impaled you\.$ - impale
^With an heroic effort you manage to writhe yourself free from the weapon that - more impale

^You begin to writhe helplessly, throwing your body off balance\.$ - failed

^You begin your struggle to escape from the dreamworld\.$ - waking
^You begin trying to wrest your mind free of that which has transfixed it\.$ - transfix
^You are jerked awake by the pain\.$ - awake!
^You open your eyes and stretch languidly, feeling deliciously well\-rested\.$ - awake
^You already are awake\.$ - awake

^You regain consciousness with a start\.$ - awake.

^You quickly pull yourself out of sleep\.$ - metawake
^You open your eyes and yawn mightily\.$ - awake

^The curse of the Aeon wears off and you return to the normal timestream\.$ - touch aeon
^You have no aeon\.$ - aeon cured.
^You move sluggishly into action\.$ - You do have aeon. They tried to illusion.
^You have no amnesia\.$ - There is no amnesia
^You have no stun\.$ - Lies and deceit
^You are no longer stunned\.$ - Not stunned

^You are too stunned to be able to do anything\.$ - stunned, mind batter illusion check, hallucinations check

^You are asleep and can do nothing\. WAKE will attempt to wake you\. - zzz
^You are not fallen or kneeling\. - Not prone
^You inhale deeply, purging yourself of your asthmatic condition\. - I done cured asthma
^You have not lost your composure\. - Not fearful

-- Herb cures
^Your mind relaxes and you feel as  you could sleep\.$
^Your insomnia has been by the goldenseal\.$ - both insomnia cleared up, clear goldenseal affs
^Your mind relaxes and you feel as  you could sleep\.$ - above.
^Your terrible addiction to lovely elixirs seems to wane\.$ - addiction
^You can handle the idea of open spaces again\.$ - agoraphobia
^Your bronchial tubes open up and your asthma is cured\.$ - asthma
^Small spaces no longer frighten you\.$ - claustrophobia
^Thank Maya, the Great Mother\! Your clumsiness has been cured\.$ - Clumsiness
^The confusion lifts from your mind and it is clear once again\.$ - confusion
^No longer will the sunlight harm you\.$ - darkshade
^Sanity returns to you and you are no longer demented\.$ - dementia
^Your dissonant nature becomes harmonious\.$ - dissonance
^You are no longer dizzy\.$ - dizziness
^Your nerves suddenly calm down\.$ - epilepsy
^Ahhhh\. The freedom to be stingy again\!$ - generosity
^Your hallucinations cease to plague you\.$ - Hallucinations
^Your blood regains its ability to clot\.$ - haemophilia
^Your aching, pain\-wracked body is soothed and calmed\.$ - healthleech
^You feel a bit more alert and awake\.$ - hypersomnia
^My, you feel healthier than you have in years\.$ - Hypochondria
^You are patient once again\.$ - impatience
^The curse of Miramar, the Just leaves you\.$ - Justice
^The lethargy evaporates, leaving you full of energy\.$ - lethargy
^The awful loneliness leaves you\.$ - Loneliness
^You shake your head, wondering what you ever saw in [A-Z][a-z]+\.$ - loverscurse
^You no longer enjoy pain\.$ - masochism
^You are capable of offensive acts once more\.$ - pacifism
^Your muscles unlock\; you are no longer paralysed\.$ - paralysis
^Aaaahhh\. No one is out to get you after all\.$ - paranoia
^The unnatural feeling of peace leaves you\.$ - peace
^Prudence rules your psyche once again\.$ - recklessness
^You feel your blood thickening\.$ - haemophilia
^The stinging feeling fades\.$ - sensitivity
^Your shyness has been cured\. You can now face the world boldly\.$ - shyness
^Your glands cease their oily secretion\.$ - slickness
^You aren't such a complete idiot anymore\.$ - stupidity
^Your fear of heights subsides\.$ - vertigo
^Your stomach becalms itself\.$ - vomiting
^Your limbs strengthen and you feel stronger\.$ - weakness
^You are paralysed and unable to do that\.$ - paralysis
^The idea of putting something in your stomach sickens you\.$ - anorexia
^What do you want to eat\? - If trying to eat an herb, failed to outr it.

-- Purgative
^The elixir flows down your throat without effect\.$ - voyria
^The elixir burns through your veins, destroying the deadly poisons that are - voyria

-- salve cures
^Your head feels stronger and healthier\.$ - damaged head
^Your head is greatly healed, but still damaged\.$ - concussion
^Your body is greatly healed, but still damaged\.$ - internal trauma
^Your body feels stronger and healthier\.$ - damaged torso
^Your (right|left) (arm|leg) is greatly healed, but still damaged\.$ - mangle - damaged
^Your (right|left) (arm|leg)'s now only slightly crippled\.$ - mangle - damaged?
^Your (right|left) (arm|leg) feels stronger and healthier\.$ - damaged -> cripple
^The bones in your (right|left) (arm|leg) mend\.$ - cripple -> none
^The raging fire about your skin goes out\.$ - ablaze
^Your body warms up and you stop shivering\.$ - caloric
^Thankfully, the itching subsides\.$ - itchy
^You feel the barrier that seperated you from your animal consciousness - lost_spiritbond
^A feeling of comfortable warmth spreads over you\.$ - caloric applied
^Food is no longer repulsive to you\.$ - anorexia
^Though still shivering, you are no longer frozen solid\.$ - frozen -> shivering
^Your tongue will finally obey your commands properly\.$ - stuttering
^The salve slides off your oily skin\.$ - slickness
^You are too slick for the berry juice to take hold, and it is wasted\.$ - :(
^The salve burns through your chest\, eliminating the spreading tendrils of a - Heartseed.

-- Diagnose

^You are\: - 
remove_all_affs();

^You are in perfect health\.$ - Lies and deceit

^blind\.$

^deaf\.$

^an insomniac\.$
 - good

^ablaze\.$

^addicted to elixirs\.$
 - addiction 

^afflicted with the curse of the Aeon\.$ - aeon

^agoraphobic\.$ - agoraphobia
^anorexic\.$ - anorexia

^sleeping\.$ - How did diagnose work while you were asleep? o_o

^afflicted by horrible asthma\.$
 - asthma
^devoid of senses\.$ - blackout

^bound and tied\.$ - bound

^shivering\.$ - shivering
^frozen stiff\.$ - frozen

^has a serious concussion\.$
 - concussed

^claustrophobic\.$
 - claustrophobia
^afflicted with clumsiness\.$ - clumsiness
^confused\.$
 - confusion
^has a partially damaged head\.$
 - damaged head

^has a partially damaged (right|left) (arm|leg)\.$
 - damage <x>

^has mild internal trauma\.$
 - torso damage 1

^allergic to sunlight\.$ - darkshade

^of a deadened mind\.$
 - deadening

^demented\.$
 - dementia

^inspires disloyalty in those nearby\.$ - disloyalty

^has a dissonant nature\.$ - dissonance
^overcome by dizziness\.$ - dizziness

^understanding the occult mysteries and nature of the universe as seen by .+
 - enlightenment.
^suffering from epilepsy\.$
 - epilepsy

^afflicted by fear\.$
 - fear

^extremely generous\.$
 - generosity

^afflicted by haemophilia\.$
 - haemophilia

^hallucinating\.$
 - hallucinations

^a victim of healthleech\.$
 - healthleech

^hypersomnic\.$ - hypersomnia
^a certified hypochondriac\.$ - hypochondria

^catching glimpses of Hell\.$
 - hellsight

^impatient\.$
 - impatience

^surrounded by the aura of justice\.$ - justice
^feeling rather lethargic\.$ - lethargy

^very lonely\.$
 - loneliness

^Desperately in love with \w+\.$ - loverscurse

^hearing whispers of madness\.$
 - madness

^a victim of manaleech\.$ - manaleech

^has a mangled (right|left) (arm|leg)\.$
 - mangled <x>

^has serious internal trauma\.$
 - torso damage 2

^masochistic\.$
 - masochism

^afflicted by a crippled (right|left) (arm|leg)\.$ - crippled <x>
^feeling unnaturally tranquil\.$ - pacifism

^paralysed\.$ - paralysis
^paranoid\.$ - paranoia

^pacified\.$
 - pacifism
^sprawled on the ground\.$ - prone
^seated on the ground\.$ - prone
^sitting on .+?\.$ - prone
^reckless\.$ - recklessness

^entangled in ropes\.$
 - roped
^afflicted by thin blood\.$
 - relapsing

^sensitive to pain\.$
 - sensitivity

^afflicted by unbearable shyness\.$
 - shyness
^extremely oily\.$ - slickness
^losing the bond with the animal spirits\.$
 - lost_spiritbond

^a stuttering fool\.$
 - stuttering

^unnaturally stupid\.$ - stupidity

^transfixed\.$
 - transfix

^afraid of heights\.$
 - vertigo

^violently ill\.$ - vomiting

^suffering from voyria\.$ - voyria
^wearied in body\.$ - weakness

^entangled in strands of webbing\.$ - webbed
^hindered by the forests\.$
 - grove hinder
^Damned\.$
 - damned.

-- Pipe tracking
^That pipe isn't lit\.$
^Your pipe has gone cold and dark\.$
^Your .+? pipe has gone cold and dark\.$
^That pipe is already lit and burning nicely\.$
^You carefully light your treasured pipe until it is smoking nicely\.$
^You fill your pipe with slippery elm\.$
^You fill your pipe with a skullcap flower\.$
^You fill your pipe with a valerian leaf\.$
^You cannot fill .+? pipe\.$
^.+? pipe is full and will hold no more items\.$
^There is nothing in the pipe to light\.$
^The pipe has nothing smokeable in it\.$
^You take a long drag off your pipe\.$
^Your lungs are much too constricted to smoke\.$

-- Misc
^You stand up and stretch your arms out wide\.$
^You stand up\, leaving your place on .+?\.$
^You are no longer stunned\.$
^There is nothing to fear but fear itself\.$
^Your fear has been cured\.$
^You begin intense concentration to restore your equilibrium\.$
^You are already concentrating on regaining equilibrium\.$
^You already possess equilibrium\.$
^You are too confused to concentrate properly\.$
^Your senses return to you as the blackout ends\.$
^You are transfixed and cannot do that\. You must writhe to escape\.$
^You are bound and cannot do that\.$ 
^You are impaled and must writhe off before you may do that\.$
^You are too tangled up to do that\.$
^Your legs are tangled in a mass of rope and you cannot move\.$
^Sticky strands of webbing cling to you, making that impossible\.$
^You have recovered balance on all limbs\.$
^You have recovered balance on your legs\.$
^You have recovered balance on your right arm\.$
^You have recovered balance on your left arm\.$
^You see no plant in your inventory\.$ - for HAWAY

-- Focus balance
^You focus your mind intently on curing your mental maladies\.$
^Your mind is able to focus once again\.$
^You concentrate, but your mind is too tired to focus\.$
^You're unable to focus your mind\.$ - impatience

-- Salve balance
^You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your ([a-z]+)\.$
^You messily spread the salve over your body, to no effect\.$
^The salve fizzles away without effect\.$
^The salve dissolves into your skin with no effect\.$
^You may apply another salve to yourself\.$
^The salve slides off your oily skin\.$
^The salve dissolves and quickly disappears after you apply it\.$

-- Herb balance
^You eat some prickly ash bark\.$
^You eat a bellwort flower\.$
^You eat a bloodroot leaf\.$
^You eat a goldenseal root\.$
^You eat a piece of kelp\.$
^You eat a ginseng root\.$
^You eat a lobelia seed\.$
^You may eat another plant\.$
^What do you want to eat\?

--Sip balance
^You may drink another health or mana elixir\.$
^You (?:take a drink|down the last drop) from .+? vial\.$
^The elixir flows down your throat without effect\.$
^The elixir heals and soothes you\.$

-- Moss balance
^You eat some irid moss\.$
^You may eat another bit of irid moss\.$
^The moss slides down without effect\.$

-- More MISC
^(He|She) is ranked (\d+)(\w{2}) in Achaea\.$
You are level (\d+) \(.*\) and (\d+)\%
^You connect\!$
^You have scored a CRITICAL hit\!$
^You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit\!$
^You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit\!$
^You have scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL hit\!$
^You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit\!\!\!$
^You have slain(.+?), retrieving the corpse\.$
-- rooms
\[33m
^(.*?)\.$
\[33m(.*?)\.$
Now now, don't be so hasty\!
There is no exit in that direction\.
An irresistible call draws you into an adjacent room\.
^You follow (.*?) (\w+) to
You launch yourself into the air at [A-Z][a-z]+\.
^You follow (.*?) (\w+) to Depression in
^You follow (.*?) (\w+) to A rise through
^You begin to slowly clamber over the rubble that blocks your way\.$
There is a flash of light and a sudden explosion\.\.\.\.\.you find that the vortex
^An image of (.*?) appears
You see exits leading (\w*)[,\s]*(\w*)[,\s]*(\w*)[,\s]*(\w*)[,\s]*(\w*)
You see a single exit leading (.+?)\.

-- wholist
\[36m([A-Z][a-z]+).(.*)\((.*)\)
\[33mRomeo, the Guide(.*?)The Ring of Portals
\[36m([A-Z][a-z]+).(.*)
enemyname+"(\s+|\.|\,|')

-- Antitheft
^You remove (.*?)\.
^You take (.*?) from
^You drop (a|an) .* vial.$

-- Corpse handling
\s*.+?(\d+)\s+the corpse of .*$
^Type MORE to continue reading.*
You are wearing\:
^\s+\a+\d+: .+ in your (?:right hand|left hand|hands)\.$
Number of matching objects\:

-- defenses
^You inhale deeply and begin holding your breath\.$
^You begin erecting a curseward\.$
^Your curseward is complete\.$
^Touching the mindseye tattoo, your senses are suddenly heightened\.$
^You begin to devote a portion of your Kaido-trained mind to constant,
^You caress the tattoo and immediately you feel a cloak of protection surround
^You rub your hands together greedily\.$
^You order your mind to ensure you will not journey far into the dreamworld\.$
^You already are a selfish bastard\.$
^You prick up your ears\.$ - alertness
^Your eyes dim as you lose your sight\.$ - blind
^The aural world fades to silence\.$ - deaf
^You shut your eyes and concentrate on Thoth\, the God of Death\. A moment later\,
^You eat a skullcap flower\.$
^Your body grows extremely dense and heavy as the mass salve infuses your skin\.$
^You concentrate your mind and engage your ability of hypersight\.$
^You clench your fists\, grit your teeth\, and banish all possibility of sleep\.$
^You eat a black cohosh root\.$^You suddenly feel incapable of falling asleep\.$
^An instant feeling of excitement and edginess overcomes you\.$
^Your body begins to feel lighter and you feel that you are floating slightly\.$
^As you swallow the myrrh\, you feel your mind begin to race\. New avenues of
^Your vision sharpens with light as you gain night sight\.$
^You touch the tattoo and a nearly invisible magical shield forms around you\.$
^You are now watching the skies\.$
^You let your eyes go out of focus\, causing you to miss some details\.$ - softfocus
^Tiny tremours spread through your body as the world seems to slow down\.$ - speed elixir
^You attune your mind to local telepathic interference\.$ - telesense
^A chill runs over your icy skin\.$ - temperance (frost elixir)
^You now possess the gift of the third eye\.$
^You begin to keep a watchful eye on the treeline\.$
^You feel a momentary dizziness as your resistance to damage by poison increases\.$
^You are now watching out for attempts to hypnotise you\.$
^You already have curseward up\.$
^Your mind is already touched by the Deathgod\.$
^You are already an insomniac\.$
^You gently float to the ground\, protected from a nasty fall by your levitation\.$
^You already possess the (?:gift of the )?third eye\.$
^You already have metawake turned on\.$
^A brief shiver runs through your body\.$ - weathering
^Flexing your muscles, you concentrate on forcing unnatural toughness over the - toughness
^You begin to concentrate on regeneration of your wounds\.$
^You call upon your Kai power to boost your health regeneration\.$
^You begin to chant an ancient mantra, preparing your body to become a channel
^You call aloud and feel an aura of resistance shroud itself silently about you\.$
^You attune your mind to tampering from telepathy\.$ - telesense
^You resolve to keep an eye on the skies for danger\.$ - dodging
^You look about sharply, poised to avoid all incoming projectiles\.$ - projectiles
^You clench the muscles in your stomach, determined to assert your superior - consitution
^Your body positively glows with health and vitality\.$ - vitality
^With a tightly controlled fluttering of your wings, you begin to hover slightly\. - atavian hover up
^You inhale deeply, allowing the air to fill your mighty lungs\. - fitness on
^You will remain conscious at all times\.

--Def losses
^You cease holding your breath and exhale loudly\.$
^A feeling of generosity spreads throughout you\.$
^No worries\. You're not a selfish bastard as is\.
^You feel your density return to normal\.
^You cease your watchful alertness\.$
^Your caloric salve dissolves as it ameliorates the extreme cold\.$
^You relax your link with the realm of Death\.$
^You cease to concentrate on hypersight\.$
^You cease concentrating on maintaining distance from the dreamworld\.$ - metawake
^A massive\, translucent hammer rises out of [A-Z][a-z]+\'s tattoo and smashes(?: your)?
(?:your )?magical shield\.$
^The meteor slams into your shield\, shattering it\.$
^You are no longer watching the skies\.$
^You bring your eyes back into focus\.$
^Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red\.$
^Your mind is no longer concentrating on telepathic interference\.$
^You cease to watch the treeline\.$
^You relax your vigilance\.$
^The venom forces you to gag slightly, but your superior constitution shrugs off

-- DEF messages, too lazy to edit the code out.
if (regex_match("\^You are protected by (\d+) defences\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]You have "+regex_result(1)+" defenses.[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^Your senses are attuned to nearby movement\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Alertness[norm][white]");
 global.alertness = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are protected from hand\-held weapons with an aura of rebounding\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Rebounding[norm][white]");
 global.rebounding = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are blind\.$",current_line)) {
 remove_all_defs();
 message = colorize(" [green]Blind[norm][white]");
 global.blind = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are coated in an insulating caloric salve\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Caloric[norm][white]");
 global.caloric = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are surrounded by a cloak of protection\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Cloak[norm][white]");
 global.cloak = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^A curseward has been established about your person\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Curseward[norm][white]");
 global.curseward = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are deaf\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Deaf[norm][white]");
 global.deaf = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^Your mind has been touched by Thoth\, the Deathgod\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Deathsight[norm][white]");
 global.deathsight = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are extremely heavy and difficult to move\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Mass[norm][white]");
 global.mass = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are utilising hypersight\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Hypersight[norm][white]");
 global.hypersight = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You have insomnia\, and cannot easily go to sleep\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Insomnia[norm][white]");
 global.insomnia = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You have ingested the kola nut and are feeling extremely energetic\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Kola[norm][white]");
 global.kola = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are walking on a small cushion of air\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Levitation[norm][white]");
 global.levitation = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are concentrating on maintaining distance from the dreamworld\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Metawake[norm][white]");
 global.metawake = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^Your senses are magically heightened\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Mindseye[norm][white]");
 global.mindseye = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are riding (.+?)\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Mounted[norm][white]");
 global.mounted = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^Your mind is racing with enhanced speed\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Myrrh[norm][white]");
 global.myrrh = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^Your vision is heightened to see in the dark\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Nightsight[norm][white]");
 global.nightsight = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You will attempt to parry attacks to your (left arm|right arm|left leg|right leg|head|torso)\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Parrying[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are feeling quite selfish\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Selfishness[norm][white]");
 global.selfish = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are surrounded by a nearly invisible magical shield\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Shield[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are protected from the fangs of serpents\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Sileris[norm][white]");
 global.sileris = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are aware of movement in the skies\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Skywatch[norm][white]");
 global.skywatch = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You have softened the focus of your eyes\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Softfocus[norm][white]");
 global.softfocus = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are walking with the grace of the stars\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]STARBURST[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^Your sense of time is heightened\, and your reactions are speeded\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Speed[norm][white]");
 global.speedelix = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are aiming your attacks to the (.+?)\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Targetting "+regex_result(1)+"[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are attuned to local telepathic interference\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Telesense[norm][white]");
 global.telesense = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are tempered against fire damage\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Temperance[norm][white]");
 global.temperance = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You possess the sight of the third eye\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Third eye[norm][white]");
 global.thirdeye = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are watching the trees for signs of movement\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Tree watch[norm][white]");
 global.treewatch = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^Your resistance to damage by poison has been increased\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Venom[norm][white]");
 global.venom = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are vigilant to attempts to hypnotise you\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Vigilance[norm][white]");
 global.vigilance = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are surrounded by a pocket of air\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Water breathing[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are surrounded by a non-conducting chargeshield\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [bright][blue]Charge shield[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are using your superior constitution to prevent nausea\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Constitution[norm][white]");
 global.constitution = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are utilising your bodily control to make yourself more fit\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Fitness[norm][white]");
 global.fitness = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are protected by the power of a Thermal Spiritshield\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [bright][blue]Thermal Shield[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are protected by the power of a Frost Spiritshield\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [bright][blue]Frost Shield[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are protected by the power of an Earth Spiritshield\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [bright][blue]Earth Shield[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are surrounded by 1 reflection of yourself\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [bright][blue]One reflection[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are resisting magical damage\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Resistance[norm][white]");
 global.resistance = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^Your skin is toughened\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Toughness[norm][white]");
 global.toughness = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are regenerating willpower at an increased rate\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [bright][blue]Willpower Blessing[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are regenerating endurance at an increased rate\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [bright][blue]Endurance Blessing[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^Your body is weathering the storm of life a little better\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Weathering[norm][white]");
 global.weathering = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are alert to incoming projectiles\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Projectiles[norm][white]");
 global.projectiles = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are regenerating lost health through the power of Kaido\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Regeneration[norm][white]");
 global.regeneration = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are watching the skies for danger\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Dodging[norm][white]");
 global.dodging = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^Your mind is split, allowing constant meditation\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Split mind[norm][white]");
 global.splitmind = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are maintaining consciousness at all times\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Consciousness[norm][white]");
 global.consciousness = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^Your regeneration is boosted\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Regeneration boost.[norm][white]");
 global.regenerationboost = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You are utilising the trance to store Kai energy\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Kai Trance[norm][white]");
 global.kaitrance = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You have accepted a blessing for aid in times of need\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [bright][blue]YOU CAN BE DELIVERED OR DEVOTION RESSURECTED[norm][white]");
} else if (regex_match("\^You are using your telesense\.$",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]Telesense[norm][white]");
 global.telesense = 1;
} else if (regex_match("\^You will call upon your fortitude in need\.",current_line)) {
 message = colorize(" [green]VITALITY[norm][white]");
}

-- Warnings
^([A-Z][a-z]+) raises (his|her) .+? over \2 head and begins to swing( |\n)+it( |\n)+in( |\n)+a( |\n)+wide( |\n)+circle\, gaining speed as s?he goes\.$ - Uhoh
^([A-Z][a-z]+) begins to bear down on you with (his|her) whirling - behead/cleave 2
^The stink of failure seems to emanate suddenly from (\w+)\'s Baalzadeen after - failed catharsis
^([A-Z][a-z]+) rubs a tarot card on your arm\. You feel slightly nauseated and - death tarot by %1
^([A-Z][a-z]+) flings a tarot card at you and upon impact\, it disappears\. - death tarot coming.
^([A-Z][a-z]+) bows (?:his|her) head in silent prayer\.$ - KAI DELIVERANCE STARTED
^([A-Z][a-z]+) slowly raises (his|her) head and you see (his|her) eyes glowing bright white\.$ - DO NOT HIT THEM
^With a daegger in hand\, ([A-Z][a-z]+) begins to close in on you\.$ - Eliminate, really fast. Run web paralyse trip
^The blade on the daegger splits into a semblance of teeth as ([A-Z][a-z]+) prepares - Eliminate 2
^([A-Z][a-z]+) fashions a holocaust globe out of pure elemental fire and arms it\.$ - KABOOM
^A holocaust globe comes falling down from above to land with a \'THUMP\.\'$ - poof
^([A-Z][a-z]+) sets a jack\-in\-the\-box on the ground and quickly winds it while - JITB
^The music of the jack\-in\-the\-box becomes faster and more frantic and a loud - JITB2
^([A-Z][a-z]+) raises (?:his|her) spiritual mace over you to pass judgement on your sins\, - Judgement 1 web or move
^([A-Z][a-z]+) swings the crackling mace about (?:his|her) head\, gathering momentum as s?he - judgement 2
^([A-Z][a-z]+)'s mace begins to make a high\-pitched keening sound as it rapidly - judgement 3
^You gasp and clutch at your throat as an unseen force crushes the breath of
life out of you\.$ - Kai choke
^The deadly black vapour slips inside your lungs\. You choke, reeling from the
attack\. - blackwind choke.
^With mounting horror\, you reali[sz]e that the meteorite is heading straight for
^your location\.$ - gettin' meteored
^A shiver runs down your spine\, and you feel an instinctive urge to run as far 
and fast as you can\.$ - radiance 1/7
^A shimmering image of the face of ([A-Z][a-z]+) appears fleetingly before you\, -radiance 2/7 by %1
^Sparks of multicoloured light begin to dance in your mind\.$ - radiance 3/7
^An odd sensation of warmth begins to fill your body\.$ - radiance 4/7
^Arcs of white light begin to flash across your vision\, radiant and bright\.$ - radiance 5/7
^Your heart thumps as you reali[sz]e that you have but seconds left to escape
whatever fate awaits you\.$ - radiance 6/7
^A large\, rectangular gateway opens up near you\, and you feel yourself
irresistibly drawn inside\.$ - oh snap.
^A nearly invisible magical shield forms around [A-Z][a-z]+ - shielded
^[A-Z][a-z]+ stands up and stretches (his|her) arms out wide\.

-- Tekura first person
^You hurl yourself towards [A-Z]*[a-z]+ with a lightning-fast moon kick\.$
^You pump out at (.*) with a powerful side kick\.$
^You form a spear hand and stab out towards [A-Z]*[a-z]+
^You let fly at [A-Z]*[a-z]+ with a snap kick\.$
^You ball up one fist and hammerfist [A-Z]*[a-z]+
^You spin into the air and throw a whirlwind kick towards [A-Z]*[a-z]+
^You kick your leg high and scythe downwards at [A-Z]*[a-z]+
^You unleash a powerful hook towards [A-Z]*[a-z]+
^You launch a powerful uppercut at [A-Z]*[a-z]+
^You connect to the right arm\!$
^You connect to the left arm\!$
^You connect to the right leg\!$
^You connect to the left leg\!$
^You connect to the torso\!$
^You connect to the head\!$
^You connect\!$
^You sink back into the menacing stance of the Scorpion\.
^You allow the form of the Dragon to fill your mind and govern your actions\.
^You tense your muscles and look about sharply as you take the stance of the Cat\.
^You take the Rat stance\.
^You draw yourself up to full height and roar aloud, adopting the Bear stance\.
^You ease yourself out of the [A-Z]*[a-z]+ stance\.$
^[A-Z][a-z]+ steps into the attack, grabs your arm\, and throws you violently to the
^[A-Z][a-z]+ parries the attack with a deft manoeuvre\.
^You glance over ([A-Z]*[a-z]+) and see that (his|her) health is at (\d+)\/(\d+)\.$
^([A-Z][a-z]+) takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on (his|her) torso\.$
^([A-Z][a-z]+) takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on (his|her) head\.$
^([A-Z][a-z]+) takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on (his|her) arms\.$
^([A-Z][a-z]+) takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on (his|her) legs\.$
^You step into the attack, grab [A-Z][a-z]+ by the arm, and throw (him|her) violently
^Your telepathic efforts are successful, and the mind of (.*)
^You knock the legs out from under [A-Z][a-z]+ and send (him|her) sprawling\.

Puppet tracking
puppet confusion - uses 1 - ^You wave your hands quickly in front of the eyes of your puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+\.
puppet dizzy - uses 1 - ^You spin a puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+ rapidly in a circle\.
puppet sleep - uses 1 - ^.Sleep...sleep,. you whisper to a puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+\.
puppet illusion - uses 1 - ^You waggle your fingers in front of the puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+'s eyes\.
puppet spy - uses 1 - ^You close your eyes and hold a puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+ up to your forehead\.
puppet status - 1 - ^You gaze into the eyes of the puppet and see that [A-Z][a-z]+ has a health of 
puppet strip - 1 - ^You pick a piece of lint off the puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+\.
puppet paralyse - 1 - ^You jab a finger harshly into the back of the puppet's neck\.
puppet break arms/leg - 2 - ^With a vicious little laugh, you twist and break the (arms|legs) of the puppet of
puppet throttle - 6 - ^Wrapping your fingers around your puppet, you suddenly feel a rush of anger as
puppet reckless - 1 - ^You whisper soothing words of false comfort to a puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+\.
puppet tickle - 1 - ^You tickle the bottom of the puppet's feet, grinning at the thought\.
puppet burn - 1 - ^Glaring at the puppet, you spit out the word, .Burn\!.
puppet bleed - 1 - ^You draw a sharp fingernail across the torso of the puppet\.
puppet travel - 5 - ^Concentrating on the puppet, you project your physical body through it and to 
puppet cripple - 7 - ^Giggling insanely, you break all the limbs on your puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+\.
puppet command - 1 - ^You whisper, (.+?) to the puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+\. 
puppet slow - 10 - ^You curse your puppet to move slowly and tardily\.
puppet puncture - 4 - ^You shut one eye tightly and focus the other on your puppet, circling your index
puppet blackout - 4 - ^You cover the ears and eyes of the puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+, blacking out his senses\.
puppet summon - 6 - ^You pass your hand over the puppet's body thrice\.
puppet bind - 2 - ^You tie up a puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+ with a piece of string\.
puppet listen - 5 - ^You put the puppet up to your ear and listen closely\.
puppet inventory - 1 - ^Through the puppet, you examine [A-Z][a-z]+'s inventory\:
puppet imbibe with <x> - 1 - ^You laugh sadistically as you jab an envenomed pin into a puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+\.
puppet mangle left|right arm|leg - 4 - ^You pour your wrath out onto the (right|left) (arm|leg) of the puppet, mangling it quite
puppet concussion - 30 - ^You flick the temple of a puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+, hard\.
puppet leech - 5 - ^You place your hand over the heart of the puppet and concentrate on merging its 
^The puppet looks to have been fashioned approximately (\d+) times\.
^You are holding\:
\s*puppet(\d+)\s*(.*)
^With a little laugh, you sink your fingers into the wood and shape it into the
^You quickly sneak in another fashion\.
^While you hastily examine [A-Z][a-z]+, you mould the fledgling puppet
^Adding further detail to the puppet of [A-Z][a-z]+, you work on
^You examine the puppet carefully, and begin to form fingers and toes\.
^You fashion the eyes of your puppet to resemble"
^With one hand pointed towards [A-Z][a-z]+, you rub your finger
^You laugh darkly and squint at [A-Z][a-z]+ as you add some final touches

-- Sylvan limb tracking and bashing message
^You command the razor-edged thorny vines around you to lash out and rend the
(head|torso|right arm|left arm|right leg|left leg) of [A-Z][a-z]+
^[A-Z][a-z]+ steps into the attack, grabs your arm\, and throws you violently to the
^[A-Z][a-z]+ parries the attack with a deft manoeuvre\.
^You command the razor-edged thorny vines around you to lash out and rend the
flesh of